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malicious fetus: my vertebrae are unhappy. id never paid much notice to them before. perhaps this is how they react to being ignored

Steven Cloud: do you sit up straight?

malicious fetus: pretty much

Steven Cloud: i think you just need some green tea

malicious fetus: green tea leads to green pee. eww.

Steven Cloud: lies!

malicious fetus: im practically asian, i know these things

Steven Cloud: well, i don't want to be racist and prove you wrong, so, i defer

malicious fetus: green tea is pretty good. i think the only thing i like at sbucks is iced green tea

Steven Cloud: i like the mental slavery