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jfarren8:
i will not miss the shit situation here in europe
jfarren8: with the plateau
Steven Cloud: what's deal with shitting in europe?
jfarren8: there is a flatness in the bowl. a mesa
jfarren8: its flat
jfarren8: you flush and it's swept down
Steven Cloud: wha??
Steven Cloud: that's insane.
jfarren8: yes
jfarren8: you see literally...a pile
Steven Cloud: i'm going to mail you a real toilet.
jfarren8: then
jfarren8: i didnt mention the best part
jfarren8: it leaves streaks
jfarren8: so you keep a toilet brush at all times near your toilet
jfarren8: to scrub away fecal matter. so nobody knows you just took a
shit, because it's a big secret, taking a shit.
Steven Cloud: how do you clean the shit brush?
jfarren8: dishwasher
jfarren8: haha just kidding. that would be awesome though